Disappearing Footsteps
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-9:47 PM
I got a question for my female readers.What would you do,if you were out with a guy,and out of nowhere he proceeds to try and bite your neck,and then when you pull away.....actually asks you if he can bite you.Yes,i am being serious...this is not one of ally's famous punks.I am really interested to check my inbox in the next few days to see what you all have to say.
I want to get one thing straight before i fill you all in on the whole story.I like Twilight,Edward Cullen is a character who is played by Robert Pattinson,who i do admit i want to do alot of dirty things too.But in no way shape or form makes me want a man to attempt to bite me,on my neck or anywhere else.Unless he is Robert Pattinson himself....then we'll talk.But now for my silly little nail biters,I will fill you all in on the whole story.
For personal reasons,I won't use the guy's real name.And of course because i am not a complete heartless bitch.So hmmm......lets call him "Lucas".
So the other night i go out with this guy Lucas.Just to have a coffee and to "hang",or whatever it is you cool kids call it these days.So things seemed to be normal enough,we were chatting and listening to some music,drinking our coffee when he attempts to play with my hair,i have to admit i freaked out alittle at first,i have two things going through my head....."Wtf?" and "okay be nice,but get this guy's hands out of my hair".So i grabbed my hair,tossing it back over my right shoulder blade.While putting my head down and attempting to giggle at the awkward moment.So i kind of felt bad then,so tried to go on and enjoy the rest of night..bad idea...i should of went the hell home then when i had the chance.
So we finish our coffee and continue to drive around,talking about music at this point,when he grabs my hand,rubbing his fingers up and down my hand and trying to hold on.Now i do feel bad for the guy,because honestly he does seem nice enough,but now i am starting to get alittle annoyed.I tell him i am feeling tired and think i am going to head home.So i continue to stare out the window,feeling his eyes on me.He parks and the next thing i know i feel breath over my neck and as i kind of jump i see teeth coming at me...yes He tried to bite me......I like Twilight,I like Robert Pattinson,I Like vampires.....which can only mean one thing....try to bite the girl....Well atleast he was kind enough to ask once i jumped two feet in the air if he could.Although,in my book it is alittle forward to bite first and ask later.....sheesh.Now i know you are all getting a great charge out of my nightmare of a night and i wish i could say that was the end of it...but i am afraid not.....we havn't gotten to the part where he talks about how is horny and proceeds to talk about his boner.....the guy did everything but whip it out and start shaking it at me.Luckily at the end of the night when i was about to get out of the car he then lets me know that I am taking him out Valentine's Day.Like the fuck....I'll talk to you later" is all i could manage to say.
I do realize i have been out of the whole dating scene for a very long time,but if that there is any indication of what i am in for this sweet jesus.Maybe it is Karma for getting my shits and giggles out of Sex and The City's characher Carrie Bradshaw...and her dating diseasters.If that is the case and i am following in her footsteps lets all pray i don't meet a guy who asks me to pee on him.......If i do then i will know one hundred percent that Karma is coming back to bite me in the ass.
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The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
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