Disappearing Footsteps
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-6:15 PM
All i can say right now is WTF.I should probably explain myself,so here goes.A few months ago while going on a road trip i picked up a issue of Cosmo,at the local grocery store for something to look through along the way.Between listening to my ipod and daydreaming i never got a chance to even skim.I haven't read girly mag's in awhile,But one of my favourite actress's was on the cover,so i figured why not.Well it'll be a good while more before i pick up that garbage again.
While taking a bubble bath last night i decided to do abit of reading and what i read shocked me.There was a article about meeting guys and what a girl should and shouldn't do.
The section on it being okay to not be yourself the first few dates/meetings gave cause for a slightly loud "WTF?!?!" to fly out of my mouth.I had to double check the cover date to make sure it wasn't a April Fools issue because that is just completely fucked up.
I strongly believe the editor deserves a severe case of hemorrhoids for her stupidity.No wonder why such a large percentage of girls are going around with bleached blond hair and plastic tits.
If i have to act like a complete moron to impress some guy,Then i think i'd rather spend the rest of my life alone.When did relationships and love become a game?
These magazines and tv reality tv shows are seriously fucking girl's heads up.I remember watching a episode of Laguna Beach last summer where these two girls were talking and one girl was asking the other for advise about a guy she was starting to see and really cared about.Instead of actually helping the friend with some good advise she advises her to play hard to get and flirt and fuck as many guys as she can,to show him how "important" and "in demand" she is.No hunni.....that's called being a whore.
When and where did all these rules come into place.How to act,when to call,what to say,It's like people are fucking robots who can't think for themselves.Its really kind of sad.
All i can say to all of it and the people who preach it in Cosmo is "FUCK YOU".Actually go out and find yourself a real life and a real relationship,instead of telling millions of other idiots how to fuck there's up.
Oh and another thing if you want to know how to please "Your Guy" just ask him.Reading some survey from a hundred guys who are probably still on there first dick ain't going to help you out.
Okay i think i am doing rambling on about that topic for now.I am sure i will find something else to bitch about before the end of the weekend.*lol*
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The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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-6:21 PM
If any of you are starting your Christmas shopping soon and need any idea for what to get me,I have a few suggestions.I need a bodyguard,first aid kit and maybe even a fucking bubble.I guess falling down the stairs last week wasn't enough,I had to almost get ran over this morning.I was coming out of the doctor's office and on my way to the parking lot this guy in a truck came around the corner all out nearly taking me out.Leave it to me,I am like a damn magnet for trouble.
I have been talking and texting that guy Chris back and forth(yes the cute guy that has my cat)He seems like a really sweet guy.We're suppose to hang out sometime this week.Who knows maybe Ally might make herself alittle friend.(LOL)Please keep your minds out of the gutter people.
Less then a month until New Moon.I don't know about the rest of you....but i can't wait.It looks like it is going to be amazing.I think Chris is going to see it with me.He says he is anyways.He hasn't seen Twilight yet....So he's a Twi virgin.I'll have to get him to watch Twilight before we go.
Well i should get going.I have to get a shower,get supper started and run down to the store.I may even do some baking tonight.Aren't I turning into quite the little Martha Stewart....(lol) I'll try to blog again in a day or two.I promise.
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The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
Monday, October 19, 2009
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-10:51 PM
Yes I have gotten the emails and have taken all of your advise...as you can see without a doubt i have "gotten off my ass and updated" I had not realized it has been so long since i blogged.What can i say people....I am boring and hardly ever have anything interesting to say.But because i love you all (like a toothache that is) i am blogging.
I am not sure if i have already told you, But my cat Tom ran away.For months i was wondering where the hell he was going so one day i followed him and wouldn't you know it,that little bastard was cheating.He moved eight doors down with this guy Chris.Has been "living" with him since April.Oh and to give you girls a visual this guy is hot...I guess when i go back to Noseworthy and he asks me again about my happy place with Rob Pattinson,I'll be saying "fuck Robert...Robert who?"(lmao) But anyays back to my story,Yes he's adorable,alittle young but seems really sweet.And Tom seems to really love him,Therefore i let him have my cat.Now for all you little perverts out there wipe the dirty grin off your faces.Isn't it scary how well i know you all.
Halloween is getting closer.Being the huge dork i am i am exicited as hell.I have not descided what i am dressing up as yet.I'm starting to run out of ideas.I'll figure out something i'm sure.I would suggest emailing me ideas,But i know better.
I wanna give a huge shout out to my buddy Steve,who had a Birthday yesterday.HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLDMAN!!!!!!!He went to Pittsburg for his B-day to catch a Steeler's game.He gets back tomorrow evening."Hey Buddy don't forget that "Seniors Discount". And for those of you that do not know,right about now i am getting that look and another check mark under my "Ally is going to get it list".I don't know why i get that look so much,He should really know by now that my insults are only my way of showing love.So if i treat you like a complete asshole i must really like you.(LOL)
I hope you all had a good weekend.Mine was alright.I went to a movie yesterday.I seen that new one "The Stepfather".It was alright,if you enjoy watching two hours of teens dry humping.Other then that it was nothing to really brag about.Once i finished up there i went bowling.Sweet Jesus,I don't remember the last time i actually did that.And lucky for me i end up right next to my ex boyfriend's sister.Who is okay as a person,but can sometimes annoy the hell out of you.She's also possibly the blame for so many blond jokes.So once i got over the awkward "Hey how are you...blah blah blah" i had to listen to her announce to the whole building how small my ex's penis is and how he's got this new hot girlfriend.Now first off,i like the guy,He's actually one of a select few ex boyfriends i have had who was not a complete asshole and loser.But the fact that she is talking about the size of his penis seems just alittle disturbing to me.Kind of makes you want to throw up in your mouth alittle.Either way though i am just happy i managed to bowl without falling on my ass.Unlike last week when i woke up in the middle of the night to get a drink and managed to fall over the stairs.I know i've been told i look good in black and blue,but this was abit much.A few of my friend's seemed to get there shits and giggles out of it though.Don't get me wrong,I love being everyone's entertainment and amusement,Don't worry I am smiling at you all at this moment while sticking my middle finger up to the screen.
I haven't been able to add all the email questions i have gotten up yet, I added a few.I will add the rest later on,Actually pretty soon i may take that section of the site down.The questions are starting to take up most of the page and also you guys are sending me some pretty fucked up ones.Nice to know you all care so much...makes me feel so loved and so warm and tingly(lmfao)
Anyways this is it for another blog featuring the ramblings of a crazy woman,Hope you have all enjoyed and be good,Don't do anything i would.Love,Licks and Kisses
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The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
The Chesire Cat disappeared leaving its grin to last.
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